Four years ago, when i was 18, i noticed that at night my front window is very reflective so i was pretending to dive in slow motion and shoot, dual pistol style. Suddenly a really hot girl walked past and i was startled and fell over. Embarrassed i waited for a bit and then stood up. As i stood up i saw her slowly shooting an imaginary rifle from behind a car. We then proceeded to do this for 10 minutes until she did an extremely dramatic death. She wasn't getting up so i went outside to meet her. Once i got to where she was, there was nothing but a piece of paper with a mobile number on it. Today, we are getting married. MLIA.
OMG.
Epitome of cute? I think so.YYYYES. This is PRECIOUS.
EPIC.WIN.
Afuckingdorable.
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Disney on Disney!
This is my x-mas gift to dirtywordsonadirtywall. (this post that is, I didn’t actually get him these). Happy Holidays, amigo.
Andrew W.K. Continues To Be Awesome With Prize Giveaway →
“…you might want to consider coming to Times Square if you’re in the area on December 12. The hard-partying rocker will also be giving away autographed merchandise and prize packages containing his new album, Cadillac 55. And one lucky winner (and three friends) will win the chance to ride in a limo to Andrew W.K.’s club, Santos Party House, where they will proceed to party with him. In other news, Andrew W.K. remains a thousand times more awesome than all other living entities.”
I will try to be there! You should too!
WHY DON’T I LIVE IN NEW YORK RIGHT NOW
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Laura Stevenson and HER Cans? To anyone who has ever made this “joke”, stop referencing/sexualizing my body when you’re talking about the music that I make. This doesn’t go out to just random people on the internet talking about my breasts but it also goes out to my friends and my peers. Grow the fuck up.
LAURA STEVENSON IS NOT AMUSED! But good for her! (via virginiaisforzombies)
Now I feel bad about making that joke a year ago on Last.FM. But, to be fair, I did say it was inappropriate and only funny once. But it was funny.
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Laura Stevenson just got even more awesome. Love her so very much.
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I haven’t left the house in days. This song has seriously become my life. Tomorrow I’m putting in my job apps.
Sass Dragons - Workhorse
Cut my hair, then I’m gonna shave my beard
Gonna find a steady job, and I won’t look like a slob
Briefcase, Tie like a noose around my neck
I don’t think you understand, I’m not the man you think I am‘Cause it’s so boring to be at work on-time
And I’d much rather work from noon to one
Instead of nine to five
Payday, I buy myself a couple drinks
My world begins to spin, cut my losses, and I’ll win
Morning, fasten the pockets of my khaki pants
My breath still reeks of booze, cut my losses, and I’ll lose
‘Cause it’s so boring to be at work on-time
And I’d much rather work from noon to one
Instead of bah bah bah, bah bah bah
bah bah bah, bah bah bah
‘Cause it’s so boring to be at work on-time
And I’d much rather work from noon to one
Instead of nine to—
One of my favorite newer Chicago bands. Pick up their album Bonkaroo if you like this.
